Jesus planted the Thorns in the Valley following his Familiy's Deaths, which is discovered to be an Avian recall of Intruders malfunctioning in the presence of God at Moriah. It reveals the origin of "Total Recal" the Film Title. The Thorns still help keep Home Office Shite away, who park near the Well as if they won against God.
Retargeting Report: Home Office Nuclear Shelters are receiving volleys to annihilation for developing suicidal systems resulting in damage across the Board.
