Saturday, May 30, 2020

What I heard

Roman Stooge: should we pay taxes?
Jesus: who's head is on the Coin?
Roman Stooge: that of Caesar
Jesus: then it belongs to him, give God what is also God's
Jew: you're having a joke aren't you? changing the subject. That's not his money.
Jesus: call the guard
Apostle: I think you'd better leave