Irish Promoters conflicted with critics of Cara'a Spin by making Her thin to Size Zero so that less of Her appeared in Images.
JIffy Condoms
The concept wasn't to avoid conception with the 'iffy' suggestion, it was to ask a Lady if She wanted a Drink & monitor their expression when told you'd be back in a Jiffy, so you might not be back at all. We suggested to Cara's Irish group She might put Her Face on a more reliable brand, but they went & bought a packet of flavoured Durex.