The Archangel Michael

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Apocalypse Pig

A Pig tested positive for Apocalypse Mania this afternoon hovering a Hell E copter overhead following personal insults. The design first informed him of the meaning of Low flying Helicopters here a few days ago. 

Kent Police Chief Report

The Chief had his Chopper out on other occasions too. He has had Sex with every Officer's Wife using the drugs in common use in Hospitals while People are Sleeping including Chloroform.

Petty Asshole

As well as plucking my first Pear he's stripped every tree I use of Fruit on the way to Town not far off it's blossom. There is no intelligent operation deleting photos or other damage, only comprehensive life damage.

Male Nurse Report

Male Nurses are of course Homosexuals like Hairdressers & others in ordinarily Female occupations. Under the Queen Homosexuals were granted free use of sleeping patients along with Female Nurses because of their support for Female dominance in work places.