Wine Review

Ahoy Shipmates! We've had the White so what's Right? There was a signal on the way to Town Today, Horus was getting pecked by a Gul & indicating group please. I said Horus is a good Sport pecked by the Crow & the Gul & God said you've seen what Horus pecks like. Horus is a Conservative Party signaller & I'm afraid to deny a call, having calls myself. We need to indulge the Coon Today.

The Captain's Anthem, to the tune of Drunken Sailor was based upon "friggin in the riggin", because comparisons were drawn with Starmer's Term. 

Again the Label has Luke, Jesus & Veronica left to Right, Jesus larger. The Mirror makes Red Green & removes the circle that eventually prevents. I say drink it & toss the Bottle.

Football 

If chants are based upon pirate songs Starmer recieves Scorn. Juke: Spanish Ladies, Haul way joe, Blow the Man down, etc.