Captain Hindsight

Why does the new Captain Bird's-eye look like the Home Bargains Russian Div? What harm can a Fool & a Div do in the Ocean?

Crap Captain Competition 

If there were a third who would you put in a Bar with the other Two. Tip: use a dictionary of insults to remind you of someone.

Hind Sight means assaulting UK Patriots for Russia, a Hind is an MI24 Helicopter