Boris Johnson's Ass

There is a Bird living in Johnson's Anus & he is trying to protect it with great amounts of body fat & a pooey smell. The type of Avian is known secretly as Hemeroid, based on Emma (emerods) & oid ordinarily used to code hide (irish).

Thrusting a Grenade down deep in the crease of his Buttocks could save the Earth.

"Sauce Bottle" WWII Stick Grenade. A Wedgie would press it tight against his Asshole.