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Sunday, September 13, 2026

A Monkey ran off with my Phone

Unqualified adjudents (add you a dent) show up at my Laboratory & play with the Tools & my Time. Basic understanding of Lavatory or Labotomy might've attracted NATO Seniors.  

Shoveling Shit

Pick through Shit at the Tudor end of Magpie Hall Rd & Cottall Ave Chatham. We're looking for Avian NATO Command.

Psychology: The Devil makes work for idle Hands

Origin: Ben Page's Avian, D E Vil or E vil are Villiage Raiders, Avian Implants of Lore. Idle & evil Military assault the Community. NATO show up under qualified & uninterested in National safety then taint everything they touch like a Chimp wanting to be involved.

Monkey with a Gun/Hangrenade Origin: Ben Page's Avian.

SUDDEN & OVERWHEALMING IMPACT 

Remove Lancaster from English Government, kill their Avian.