God says withdraw from US forces threatening Iran. Move my Submarines to sink US vessels at the first contact. prepare non nuclear attacks on mainland US.
Azerbaijan & Tukmenistan
Allow Iran to move assets for safe keeping during bombing raids.
Russia
Let me hire Submarines, African crew.
Africa
Offer Parachute support to Iran.
Pentagon
Shaft your administration
Iran
Do not accept responsibility for war in neighbouring Countries, insurgents.
Boris
No Military use of Seals, no Ambassadors, no unpleasantness here.
