Defcon 1

Starmer & the Home Secretary having had a meeting with Trump intend World destruction with a May showdown against God on the Hill. The US Pope is believed responsible, holding most of the Iraqi Oil theft money. They are planning my arrest Today according to their reports, for further Lunatic Satanic rites following confrontations with a buzzing Police Helicopter. 

Large amounts of Money influence Whitehouse & Whitehall without care for voters high or low.