The Police Chiefs are Irish & the Irish steal to give to the Scottish & that's why Women are injured by the State. They think the Young & old are Prey. They are attached sexually to everyone there's something might be stolen or ponced.
Acknowledging your BO
The Beautification Order has been successful & early tans compete with pasty Face Losers still waking from hibernation.
Coats off
The Crumpet doesn't migrate in the Winter, they cover. The same is true of Trouser. Take on some cold to flatten your belly.