Jill Dando pretends She's Sophie Wessex, has had dozens of news articles about Her Death & faked the Horse Guatds Bomb Horsey suck ducking.
Fiver: A "Lady Godiva" if you'll stop talking
A trolling Policeman said Dando is a Heroine of deep penetration, investigating Horse based Gov. control. Who send their Crumpet to the Stables shouldn't be left thirsty near a Pub.
