How many Royals make a few? They all Feud.
How do Royals Wake? A Cock
Why do Royals Dress unfashionably? They believe normal is Common, so they're always dressed like a Prat.
The Windsors were surprised to hear of a Saints Cross Crown, that have a Curse for unofficial wearers. I said that's because you went to Eton you Mugs.
